Drunk Koala: Dark Chocolate
By Lucidity Lamb
I’m just a drunk koala,
Don’t pay me any mind.
I’m in between a snack and nap
And I’ve got loads of time.
All the days are blending,
But I think I heard a truck
Barreling down the open road
-Thought I’d try my luck.
I moved as quickly as I could,
I saw it coming fast.
And faster from the window
Flew a wrapper and some ash.
I made it to the wrapper,
It had bounced and rolled.
It smelled of something new to me,
Something dark and bold.
I’m just a drunk koala,
Don’t pay me any mind.
I’m in between a snack and nap
And I’ve got loads of time.
I picked it up and licked it.
The taste was divine:
Eucalyptus mixed with lightning,
Then mixed with blood and time.
I admit I was hazy.
I was moving pretty slow.
But I remember it quite clearly,
And I’ve just got to know.
What do you call this flavor?
And how can I get more?
Time to find my way to town
And knock on someone’s door.
I’m just a drunk koala,
Don’t pay me any mind.
I’m in between a snack and nap
And I’ve got loads of time.
Nearby, a car was resting.
And I guess I climbed inside.
I slept until the humans
Climbed in and made it drive.
They parked by a building
and laughing went inside.
They didn’t see me moving
Even though I didn’t hide.
I waited by a window
Until the moaning stopped.
I was hungry and clear-headed
But it was too late to stop.
I’m just a drunk koala,
Don’t pay me any mind.
I’m in between a snack and nap
And I’ve got loads of time.
I slashed through the screening
And let my nose find the treat
I took the bag right out the window
And wandered to a tree.
I climbed up high and settled,
Putting the bag somewhere safe.
I first had some eucalyptus
To take the edge of the ache.
When I was good and fuzzy,
I slashed through the bag and bars.
I slowly took a bite or five
And started to see stars.
I’d been a busy koala
And that’s just not my style
So I’ll leave the rest for later
And take a nap for a while.
I’m just a drunk koala,
Don’t pay me any mind.
I’m in between a snack and nap
And I’ve got loads of time.

